Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
Once I didn’t go to school in high school because I had minor chest pains in the morning, but by the time I was supposed to leave for school the chest pains had gone away. I just exaggerated the pain and then continued to say my chest hurt when it went away because I hated school. My mom ended up taking me to the hospital and it turned out the brief minor chest pain was caused by a broken rib.
hi yeah this is your daily killjoy reminder that if ur an adult on tumblr u need to be very careful about maintaining boundaries between yourself and your minor followers/friends
yeah like if one of your younger followers tells you to unfollow because it’s making them uncomfortable, fucking do it
don’t get me started on how many actual fucking adults refuse to unfollow a minor on here
it’s goddamn creepy
i cant beliueve im gonna have to sit through billy boyd, beloved child hobbit tearjerker pippin, singg about bilbo and thorin’s terrible last moments together, after watching those terrible last moments together. i cant believe thats what im gonna have on repeat for an etnire week after the movie comes oput